The one evening, there was a few of us sitting around one of the main rooms discussing the odd alcohol related items we have seen. This included to custom beerpong tables, beer bongs, different types of shot glasses, ice luges, etc. Now Josh, who is still a good friend of mine, had the room next to mine on the second floor & was a part of this discussion.
Two days later, Josh comes down the stairs into the main room with a grin on his face. After questioning him about it, all he said was this.
“I have a package being shipped here. When it arrives, nobody open it. Just set it in the front room for me so it will be like Christmas morning when I see it.”
& about two days later, guess what arrived. A rather large, rather heavy, brown box. When Josh got back from class later that day, he was excited. How excited? Imagine Charlie Sheen being handed four eight balls of cocaine by two strippers & two porn stars with the President of the United States right behind them saying, “Hey Charlie, no matter what happens, I will pardon you. So have at it!”
That excited.
When Josh opened it up, inside was a Jagermeister machine. Yes kids, one of these.
Now Josh & I always made sure our rooms were stocked for parties, this just upped the ante. I am not 100% sure on the numbers, but I estimate that over the next month, Josh had to have spent around $1,500 on Jagermeister & Redbull.
People would be back & forth doing shots of Jack Daniels or Bacardi in my room, to Jager-Bombs in his room. Needless to say, that semester was somewhat of a blur. It was also the semester that, during a party, I walked into my room to find about ten people partying it up with my bosses boss.
But THAT my friends, is another story!
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