People I would like to get drunk with

There are always the questions people randomly ask to try & get to know others. If you could eat dinner with anyone, who would it be? If you could fight anyone, who would it be? (Thank you Fight Club.) If you were trapped on a deserted island, what three items would you bring?

Well I have one of my own. Over the course of your life, who would you like to get drunk with? I like to use this one because there is no limit. I do not ask which one person. It could be five, fifty or however many you can think of. Below are my people (in no particular order).

Conan O’Brien:
We could commentate on everything happening at the bar, & interview random people for the hell of it.
Pat Wentz: (Kent State Social Monster, & now Columbus, Ohio resident.)
I have already gotten drunk with him many times & hey, why not one more?
Chelsea Clinton:
Her & I have the same birthday. Like same day, same year. I almost sent a letter to the White House inviting her to celebrate her 21st with me at Kent State.
Boris Spassky: (Russian Chess champion who was beat by Bobby Fisher)
Take the collapse of Russia, the loss of the Cold War, & put that into a man who was beat by a child at a sophisticated game of intellect. I am sure he as a few stories to share over some vodka.
Joan of Arc:
Uhm, she led an army to key victories during the 100 years war, I am sure she can lead one hell of a bar crawl, & can handle her own in a bar fight!
Ellen Degeneres:
If she is that upbeat & outgoing sober, imagine how much more she would be after a few shots?
Ashton Kutchner:
He is a prankster who is all about having fun. Plus we have a mutual friend we could share stories about.
Ke$ha:
One condition: She has to START sober!
Wyatt Earp:
OK Corral anyone?
Tiger Woods:
Bars have Golden Tee, & that would be my only chance to beat him at golf. Bonus: Every time he looks at a girl I get to say: “I am going to tell Elin!”
Lady Gaga:
This would be anything but normal, & nothing short of awesome.
Al Gore:
We would play the card game “Bullshit”. & no matter what he said, I would call bullshit the entire game, every time.
Betty Ford:
So I can say, “I got drunk with Betty Ford” & enjoy the irony of the statement.
Tom Cruise:
I would just love to hear his drunken rants & what is on his mind.
M.C. Escher:
How & why he came about his images he created.
Don “Mr. Wizard” Herbert
Could you imagine the bar tricks this guy has?
Dale Carnegie:
Talk about the ultimate wing man.



Who would you want to get drunk with & why?